I’ll bet the guy started off simply enough. A small pony perhaps at a friends party. He thinks to himself. I’m not hooked yet. I can stop any time. Everyone else is doing it. Where’s the harm in one small pony. I’ll just do it this once. To see what it’s like.
Then years later when he’s not designing automatic flight controls for airplanes he finds himself sneaking into a barn at night for a well hung Stallion.
Remember Folks Say no to Ponys! That’s how it all starts.
I guess the alternative reason is that sex education in American Schools must be sadly lacking.
Maybe when he heard about people ‘horsing about’ on dates he put 2 and 2 together and got…
For some reason, I can’t help visualising a Jimmy Swaggart-style public repentance;
“I <sob> have sinned against you <sniff>, all of you! I have sinned against you and against God! <whimper> Can you please forgive me? I have sinned against you all, against God, against my beautiful wife <cringe> and against a huge black stallion!”
I think this tragedy clearly demonstartes the need for warning labels on all horses:
"Caution: Horse is for riding. Do not allow horse to ride you."
“Warning: Horse penis is larger than it looks.”
“Danger: Do not insert horse penis into rectum. Humorous death may result.”
“Warning: Horse penis may ensue at any time.”
"Caution: Do not operate heavy machinery while being sodomized by horse."
What really surprises me is that she would disguise the tape as a movie that’s remained popular over the past few decades. If you want to hide a tape, put it in the box for It’s Pat, or Waterworld.
Several years ago there was a local news story here about a man who was caught having sex with a calf. My first thought was “Is that bestiality or pedophilia?” :eek:
