In addition to but separate from the itching, I’ve developed another health issue that’s concerning. I won’t go into specifics because the menfolk might get the vapors, but I definitely need to see a doc. I don’t have one in this particular specialty, as the last one was so horrible, I never went back. (Online reviews say I’m not alone.) This means I’ll probably have to do the old call-and-wait-a-week-to-set-up-an-appointment rigamarole. Dang it.
I also have to try to call the pharmacy again. When I was there last week, I asked about one of the glaucoma eye drops, as I’m past due for an auto-refill. They said they were waiting for authorization from my eye doc and suggested I call the clinic. I did. Clinic said, “What?! The Rx doesn’t expire until February!” I tried calling the pharmacy, but a recording said go away, they’re busy.
How does anyone survive in this place?
OK, one last rant, then I’m done. I keep trying to find a cheap airfare to my sister’s place in Louisiana in January, when she needs me to help her after knee replacement. The cheapest so far is $700. I’m sure it’s because she lives in the boonies, but day-um. Remember the good ol’ days when nobody was flying due to the Plague, and you could fly to Bali for $4.37?
OK, enough of that. The avocado is growing fast again. The new branch is parallel and adjacent to the stalk I cut down. It seems to think it’s a flag pole. I may fly a little paper flag from the top and salute when I walk by.
And–last bit–I got my daughter the coolest Christmas ornament for her upcoming birthday: it’s a golden cannoli. Doesn’t that sound like an award? “And the Golden Cannoli goes to…” 
I agree that marshmallows have no place on yams or any other side dish. Ick. Who came up with that idea? Maybe the same person who thought grated cabbage goes in Jello.
FCM, what’s up with FCD and his penchant for B&E today? Does he still have a grump on from yesterday? Maybe run him a bath and give him a little boat to play with?
wordy, hope overlygirl’s jab happens AND she gets to do the soccer stuff. And your husband is a sweetie. Here, hand him this Golden Cannoli.