When in discourse of sequential threads

Catholic Bishops can suck my ass
So it’s not just the Catholics

Confronting elderly parents about childhood trauma
Guns that look like toys

“Oh, how cute, Willie. I didn’t know you still had that LEGO gun we gave you for your seventh birthday. But why the strange smile?”

What do middle-class and up people do at parties when they’re over 30?
More Jokes

A bit of ersatz therapy
OMG, OMG, OMG! I picked Clarence, the ‘possum, up and gave him the full benefit of this Mothers-love. I may have hugged and kissed him. I know I tickled his soft belly

Well, if it works…

Things You Shouldn’t Need To Tell People
Stupid or stipled

Give unreliable travel advice
Beirut explosion

It’s the name of their soccer team. Be sure to ask for tickets when you’re there.

Petty things you’d change if you were God
The Great Summer 2021 Doper Postcard Exchange!

I’d turn it over to Satan. Imagine the fun of exchanging postcards with denizens of Hell, like Count Leopold Anton Johann Sigismund Josef Korsinus Ferdinand Graf Berchtold von und zu Ungarschitz, Frättling und Püllütz, and Bernie Madoff.

Give unreliable travel advice
Yet another reason to visit London

Come for the skiing, stay for the jellied eels and marmite.

Songs you didn’t realize were covers
Wow, that’s a great cover of that song

I Came Home From the Hospital Yesterday
How do you identify, gender-wise?

And if anything has changed, would you still recommend them for arthroscopic knee surgery?

What do middle-class and up people do at parties when they’re over 30?
“Post Jokes From All Over The World” [Not US & England]

It’s like open mic night at a comedy club. . . for OLD people!

Why were Italians discriminated against so harshly in the early twentieth century?
Columbus in 1492

Yeah, lots of people were still pissed off about that crap he pulled on Hispaniola.

Job title: “Innovation Director”
Youngest Doper in 2021

Better than the traditional title of “Newbie.”

What are you a collector of - intentionally or not
Someday I’m going to inherit a hoarder’s house

The World Is On Fire and In Extreme Drought: When And Where WIll The Future Water Wars Be Fought?
We’re all in the mood for a melody

Rob Zombie’s cover of “Have You Never Been Mellow” would hit the spot.

Rolling Stones Announce 2021 Tour
Where does your “willing suspension of disbelief” stop?

Farting while working out
Current Outlets for Informal Writing

Now that you’ve burned Panera and Starbucks, it might be time to bite the bullet and head over to Chuck E. Cheese, where the noise level should cover your…hobby.

Please share your life threatening experiences
I’m calling about your Car warranty

It’d be a shame if something happened to your car…while you were in it. :smiling_imp:

What unusual state symbol does your state have?
Droppings!

Examples of well-planned military withdrawals?
Afghanistan Today

I Came Home From the Hospital Yesterday
Well, it looks like it’s time for me to go back to working in the office

We’ll expect you at 8 a.m. on the dot. Don’t forget to bring a covered dish, it’s Potluck Thursday.