I have a big ol’ crush on Craig Ferguson. Man, I just think he is the funniest, handsomest creature on earth. I work for a subsidiary of CBS and so I have access to their e-mail directory(then again, he reads e-mails from the public on his show, so I guess I aint got squat) and I keep trying to think of some clever message to send to him that will sweep him off his feet. I wonder if that would be considered sexual harassment in the workplace?
I find this mind boggling that not only was one couple engaged for seven years, but yet another couple was also engaged for seven years. Cripes, that’s almost a marriage.
In my fantasy world: ** Hugh Grant, Hugh Laurie, Colin Firth, Jason Statham.** and just about any other british actor…::::::::::::::::::::::::::swoon ::::::::::::::::: cause I am a total and complete sucker for all thing British. ** Russel Crowe** is up there and the actor who played Horatio Hornblower. Throw in an **Oliver Martinez ** and naturally a Antonio Banderas and Rutger Hauer and I am a pile of goo.
Whew!
Well, that was actually a screw up. It was supposed to be “B & T”…
Bag it and tag it…
Ladies, don’t kill me for being a sleeze… that was my best friends idea… not mine… 
My wife. Even after 10 years.
Sometimes I worry about myself - other than my hubby, I’m usually more attracted to fictional characters than real people, even celebs.
IRL, there are a couple of guys at work. One is just completely and utterly hot, the other less conventionally so but he has a sweet personality and a gorgeous smile. Would never ever never say anything to either of them, owing to workplace constraints. Ah well.
On the little screen, I find that Josh Bernstein is worth a happy sigh.
On preview: Rodney McKay?! Okay, if we’re going fictional too, then add John Sheppard and Mal Reynolds to the list. 
Oh, yes, Alton Brown. Mmmmmm. He’s so cute and funny and smart…I get all giggly when I watch his show.
Eugene Hütz from Gogol Bordello. I merely intensely respected him as a musician until I met him after their show in Las Vegas and fell HARD. I also infected a dear friend and co-worker with the Eugene-lust after I convinced her to watch Everything Is Illuminated, and now she and I stare dreamily at his pictures all day and make our boyfriend (her)/husband (me) jealous. Brilliant, talented, sexy, vulgar and foreign.
drooool
No one in real life, except my adorable husband. 
Yeah, I don’t have a huge thing for her, but I do find her wildly attractive, and the interview really helped. She was talking about how shooting V for Vendetta really made her challenge her beliefs and how she really had to sit down and do some thinking about what she believed and why she believed them and she hoped that people did the same when they saw the movie.
She’s definitely in the Ideal Girl category.
My my my. Those ARE pretty eyes. I’ve never heard of her before, either. I just may have to get some Googling done here.
Is this the practice that is also known in some circles as “Bait and Switch” in which the object of lust is lured into a poorly lit enclosure by the “bait” man who then leaves discreetly while his hidden “switch” man takes over? That’s so naughty!
Oh uh…crushes? Only two real life ones, neither is my wife, obviously. Hm…B&T, eh? Heh heh heh…that would be so wrong.
Uh…the crushes. Right. Um. Lady in the next cube and someone I simply call Shark. She loves that nickname.
Nah, the “bag and tag” comes from wildlife conservation. They tranquilize the bear (read: woman), inject it, take out blood, do whatever they want to it, then tag it and let it romp off in the wilds with the other bears where you can track its progress…and re-bag where appropriate.
Devilishly naughty, yes.
But it’s not the “Harry Houdini” (highlight to read. I don’t know how to do spoiler boxes):
tell a girl that your fantasy is to do her from behind with her boobs pressed against the glass shower door. start the job going, then switch with your buddy. wave to her from other side of the glass door. fun for everyone involved in the equation that’s not female.
Sorry, let me rephrase that. My boyfriend of 7 years (fiancee for 5-1/2). I think my boss and his ex were engaged for less than that but I’m not sure.
And in my family, 7 years is enough time for 2 or 3 marriages!
I feel evil for laughing at that. The crazy crap people think of…
Oh, and spoiler tags are just (spoiler)(/spoiler), just replace the ( ) with .
I hear ya, brother. But right now…
…My calc. TA. She’s all gothic, leather-spike necklace sexy.
…My calc. professor. She’s all dark hair, tan skin, Ukraine accent sexy
…This one chick in my physics class. She’s all nice face, blonde hair sexy.
…This *other *chick in my physics class. She’s all nice bod, cool chick sexy.
I’ll join the crowd crushing on Alton Brown. He’s cute, smart, funny, and good in the kitchen. If I didn’t already have a cute, smart, funny man in my house, I’d be writing mash notes to Alton Brown. (Mmmmm… mashed notes. Be sure not to overbeat, or they get tough…)
sigh the whole world, it seems.
And Akim Tamiroff.
To all those who named your spouse…is that really a crush? To me, the term “crush” implies something passing, something unsustainable.
And back to the OP, I have several crushes at any one time, usually. Different crushes for different people. I have a couple at work right now, which sucks because they’re pretty much all “below” me in the company structure. I feel really uncomfortable going there.
My best friend. Who has a girlfriend. I should work on that.