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Fuck China, the IOC and everybody else who kisses those repressive shitheads' asses
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49
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3360
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August 3, 2008
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I pit my father in law.
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12
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2246
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August 3, 2008
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Screw Pelosi
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14
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1588
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August 2, 2008
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I pit the Texas Supreme Court (so what else is new?)
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48
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2723
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August 2, 2008
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Don't vote for Obama, he drinks organic tea!
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72
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5256
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August 2, 2008
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it's hanged, goddamn it
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128
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8900
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August 2, 2008
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No I do NOT fuck on the first date
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109
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10765
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August 2, 2008
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Fuck you, you fucking piece of HP shit!
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41
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10547
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August 1, 2008
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We're poor, let's skip the first day of school to protest!
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59
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4313
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August 1, 2008
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The Ted Stevens Is Indicted Happy Dance!!
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67
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3907
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August 1, 2008
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Stop robbing my pharmacies, junkie motherfuckers!!!
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67
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5595
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August 1, 2008
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You fucking, crazy, lying, piece of shit, brother
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20
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6079
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August 1, 2008
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Nintendo DS Doesn't Support WPA?!?
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73
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6179
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August 1, 2008
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I pit the Savvis Network Operations Centers (NOCs)
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13
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2134
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August 1, 2008
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I have ants in my pants
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17
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1530
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August 1, 2008
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They know where he is. Send the Sargeant at Arms to frogmarch his ass to jail.
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158
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7088
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July 31, 2008
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Hey Amazon, I think your search engine may be off
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9
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1395
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July 31, 2008
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Married women I know and me...
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59
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4792
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July 31, 2008
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Cindy McCain is truly an awful human being
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178
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10921
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July 31, 2008
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... nobody's bitching?
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124
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8031
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July 31, 2008
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I don't want to bargain. I just want your best price.
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36
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3973
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July 31, 2008
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Delta Gets You There!
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32
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2715
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July 31, 2008
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Anyone else thing iTunes is the biggest piece of #@Q&(*$&?
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84
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4569
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July 30, 2008
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Verizon internet can kiss my ass
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17
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2300
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July 30, 2008
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Subtle whooshing in GQ is a dickish thing to do
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40
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3211
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July 30, 2008
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I Pit Bob Novak for being a hit-and-run driver
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57
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4411
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July 30, 2008
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People who occupy public toilets for more than 15 minutes
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38
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3331
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July 30, 2008
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Check your damned voicemail!
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0
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977
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July 30, 2008
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The time has come for elected moderators
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214
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10224
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July 30, 2008
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Truly Bad People, God's Grist Mill May Grind Slow But...
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5
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1719
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July 30, 2008
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