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You're an WANKER if you buy a $150 BURBERRY DOG SWEATER
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53
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2901
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March 15, 2005
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My leg fucking HURTS!
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4
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2608
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March 15, 2005
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My mom will substitute for me, in exchange for my firstborn child
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7
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1793
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March 15, 2005
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Saying I'm Fucked Doesn't Begin to Cover It
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20
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3044
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March 15, 2005
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Secure that shit in your pickup truck, Jethro
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27
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2397
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March 15, 2005
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You didn't use to be this much of an dickhead.
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74
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4783
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March 15, 2005
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A Public Apology and Thanks
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3
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1271
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March 14, 2005
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*squeek* *squeek* *squeek*
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2
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862
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March 14, 2005
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Surely you can do better than this...
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2
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975
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March 14, 2005
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Bugs Bunny, 1939-2005; or, Latest New Lows Set By TV Execs.
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82
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4928
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March 14, 2005
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Why I Can't Take My Job Seriously Anymore: In Which I Pit My Company
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9
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4909
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March 14, 2005
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Fuck the environment!
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52
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3359
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March 14, 2005
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So She Didn't Kill My Kid This Time...
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17
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2303
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March 14, 2005
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Do you have a fucking calendar? [lame]
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8
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1302
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March 14, 2005
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The chamber of horrors known as the men's room where I work (TMI!!)
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30
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2532
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March 14, 2005
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Dear Energex, Eat shit and die.
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11
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1615
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March 14, 2005
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Suicides only happen off of Golden Gate Bridge
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63
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4032
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March 14, 2005
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In which I pit the cameraman for Battlestar Galactica
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20
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2609
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March 14, 2005
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Braaaad is Befuddled!
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42
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2878
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March 14, 2005
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Road rage because of a bumper sticker!?!?
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82
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4276
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March 14, 2005
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ANGRY;doesn't even begin to describe
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31
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3441
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March 14, 2005
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Bill Maher is either delusional or embarassingly ignorant
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46
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4937
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March 13, 2005
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Fox hits Rock Bottom --- AGAIN!
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14
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2041
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March 13, 2005
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Judge, court officer, deputy gunned down in Atlanta
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22
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1610
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March 13, 2005
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Another sign customer service is deceased
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64
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3629
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March 13, 2005
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Let her tears fucking flow then (more glurge)
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58
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6398
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March 13, 2005
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Worst Apartment Complex Ever
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10
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1913
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March 12, 2005
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Are Christians responsible for their labels?
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49
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1989
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March 12, 2005
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Heart Up Ass Syndrome
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24
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2271
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March 12, 2005
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I Have a Freakin' Temperature!
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5
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978
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March 12, 2005
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