|
Is it too much of an imposition for you to SHOW UP ON TIME FOR YOUR FUCKING SHIFT?
|
|
41
|
3147
|
November 26, 2003
|
|
Goddammit, keep your fucking dog OFF ME!!
|
|
50
|
7793
|
November 26, 2003
|
|
Boss: Your nothing more than a common ass hole!
|
|
11
|
1455
|
November 26, 2003
|
|
Evangelicals, Once Again: Christians and Muslims don't worship the same god
|
|
53
|
2727
|
November 26, 2003
|
|
Jeezus H. Christmas - "Spider-modified goats"??!!
|
|
73
|
3162
|
November 26, 2003
|
|
If you were on death row, but you were NOT a turkey . . .
|
|
22
|
1312
|
November 26, 2003
|
|
Dude, I got Punk'd - by a credit card company
|
|
11
|
1829
|
November 26, 2003
|
|
I'm not a beta-tester
|
|
28
|
2100
|
November 26, 2003
|
|
A_EVIL_MONKEY_LIVES_IN_MY_HEAD: Shut up, you deranged carrot!
|
|
6
|
1357
|
November 26, 2003
|
|
LA County's has their priorities sorted out..eh?
|
|
26
|
1787
|
November 26, 2003
|
|
LOOK, you snunk-felching, santorum-sniffing movie studio heads!!
|
|
16
|
2072
|
November 26, 2003
|
|
John Hinckley should be set free
|
|
66
|
3393
|
November 26, 2003
|
|
Staples, GAAAAR! (Rant hopefully not as incoherent as title but much much longer)
|
|
8
|
1153
|
November 26, 2003
|
|
What ther fuck do you mean I'm a terrorist, Dollar Bank?
|
|
41
|
2763
|
November 25, 2003
|
|
Seriously, can't something be done about handy?
|
|
71
|
5275
|
November 25, 2003
|
|
Look at me! I'm Handy!
|
|
7
|
1415
|
November 25, 2003
|
|
If you're going to crusade against porn, don't hire a hooker
|
|
8
|
1450
|
November 25, 2003
|
|
520 murders? Fine. 521 murders? Disgusting!
|
|
104
|
4775
|
November 25, 2003
|
|
Honor Killings
|
|
24
|
1837
|
November 25, 2003
|
|
In which I pit Boots the Opticians for incompetance, and, more importantly, Myself.
|
|
6
|
1265
|
November 25, 2003
|
|
Michael Jackson never got it. On a different note, neither Uri Geller.
|
|
143
|
7404
|
November 25, 2003
|
|
Off into the Wild Blue Yonder (short, lame and self-centered)
|
|
10
|
1042
|
November 25, 2003
|
|
Dear CNN: I Knew Kennedy was dead.
|
|
79
|
3035
|
November 25, 2003
|
|
Dumbasses IV or Huffing + Fire = WOOF!
|
|
3
|
1061
|
November 25, 2003
|
|
Civil servants with huge egos
|
|
16
|
1624
|
November 25, 2003
|
|
Idiots holding candle-light vigils for Michael Jackson
|
|
54
|
3609
|
November 25, 2003
|
|
"Hacking"
|
|
42
|
2490
|
November 25, 2003
|
|
War ain't pretty, but this makes me lose my cool. . .
|
|
53
|
3061
|
November 25, 2003
|
|
AARP Sells Out Seniors On Prescription Drugs
|
|
25
|
1764
|
November 25, 2003
|
|
Damn you FOX Sports Net and your inability to cover poker!
|
|
1
|
919
|
November 24, 2003
|