When Chuck Norris does a push up, his body doesn’t go up, the Earth goes down.
When Chuck walks into a room, he doesn’t turn on a light, he turns off the dark.
Chuck can dribble a bowling ball.
Chuck can kill two stones with one bird.
What’s the last thing that goes through a zombie’s mind before he dies? Chuck’s foot.
You can’t divide by zero…but Chuck Norris can.