I know I’ve had some crappy ones.
I had no idea that I’ve started 80 threads! My first five had less than 30 replies. I’ve had 10 go to two pages. 24 had 5 or fewer replies. One was a duplicate. One was “inappropriate” and locked. My most recent flop was this one.
Ask and ye shall receive… I’m sorry I missed this one; I’m always happy to talk about this movie. One of my favorites…
I’ve had some posts with zero replies, but I didn’t always expect an answer. However, this was my particular disappointment. I love movies with plot twists, and thought that others might as well. Only one reply.
On a related note, sometimes I think that anytime I post, it is destined to be the last one in that thread. It’s like being that guy at the party who joins the coversation only to Kill. It. Dead.
I brushed my teeth. It can’t be that, can it?
This one of mine hit the wall harder than Mr. Magoo playing fucking Jai-Alai.
I feel pretty damn positive about most every thread I have written. However, while It is all perfectly innocent. However, it looks like TMI got some great replies, I always wished I got more. 
…Not that anyone would notice 
But yeah, I am very much afflicted with the tendency to think various things are more interesting than other folks tend to agree that they are…
Help me troubleshoot my guestbook
Dana Girls - mysteries by Carolyn Keene
Thread for Programmers to Share How Was Your Day
Single old guy, 41, will hold infants…
Yaay! I got my old AOL email into Eudora!!
Oh, Hiya, Roomie! Oh, By the Way, They’re Evicting Us
The Info-Mac Appreciation Thread
Of popularity and charts, top40 pop and rock and history
friedo, I’m closing in on you!
Yeah, but aside from that, Mrs Lincoln…(a political MPSIMS story)
g/9 and how it pertains to 0/O, 1/7/l, 2/Z and Slashes
Recommend me an Eating-Disorders doc or clinic in Manhattan
Yeah, I know, your eyes are glazing over at this point, so what else is new?.
sulk… mope… mutter…
I’ve started 204 threads since I joined and only 9 got more than 50 posts, with only 1 getting more than 100, and 13 getting no reply whatsoever. Indeed, 126 of my threads generated less than 10 replies.
I don’t usually feel disappointed by a low number of replies. Now, if it doesn’t get any views, that’s completly different.
I was a little disappointed in the low participation for Christmas Cards for Doper Kids, But there were more participants than replies to the thread.
I’ve started 319 threads, 9 had zero responses, 23 had one response, 16 had two responses, 24 had three responses, 18 had four, and 15 had five.
So, that’s one third of all my threads have five or less responses. Another 74 between 6 and 10 replies, so that’s over 50% of my threads with ten or less replies.
What’s my prize?
Ok…you get your choice of:
Or my personal favorite, Limitations.
The only threads of mine that get any attention are the ones that turn into trainwrecks. So I’m almost grateful when they sink like stones. Almost.
I’ve had my share of lead-fontted-10000lbs stinkeroos, but the ones that I was actually disappointed about are:
What is the sound of two hands clapping?
As a GQ query I thought there’d be at least one semi-authorative reply. Oh well…
As soon as smiled my donkey
I thought this had all the ear-marks of a winning SDMB thread: amusing work anecdote, playing with language, funny (I thought). Had a couple replies, mod moves to MPSIMS (rightly) then… crickets. Wah!
65 threads started, and most sank quickly. The only one I got lots of replies on was Malls are Boring!.
This didn’t get many, but they were satisfying enough. The last response to this obscure poets question made up for the fact that nobody could help.
The really disappointing one was my acronym-your-username game with no replies at all.
I’ve started 65 threads …
0 replies: 1 (and I thought it was a decent one, too)
1-10 replies: 49
11-20 replies: 5
21 - 50 replies: 7
51 - 99 replies: 2
100+ replies: 1
So, in conclusion, my most disappointing thread was my zero reply wonder.
I’m still amazed that one of my threads hit 198 replies, though. Go me!
My very first thread got no takers at all, even though it was a lovely little number with adequate potential. I’d lurked for almost a year before joining and had been a member for four months before daring to start a thread; it took me almost a full year to screw up my courage to start another. Luckily, the second one was quite successful. Less happily, it happened to be about head lice.
Is it any wonder that I’ve only started thirteen threads in over five years of membership?
I’ve started 117 threads to date.
Supermarket items you miss is my most successful thread, the only one to break the 200-reply mark. 11 others have topped 50 replies.
These posts all turned out to be real clunkers:
Is “COPS” video footage ever used in courts? Zero replies.
Any Spamcop users out there?. Only one reply, albeit a meaningful one.
Compiling a list of movies I have seen/want to see Zilch!
Discovery Channel’s “Rocket Challenge”-- why the TV-MA rating? Two replies, one being my own to ask a mod to correct a mistake.
Future SDMB reminiscing threads I was really hoping this one might take off… no replies whatsoever.
Liquidation sales I thought a bunch of people might chime in and share their tales of getting shoddy merchandise and getting ripped off from these types of sales.
Water, water, everywhere! I must be the only person in the world to have had his water heater spring a leak and flood his house.
School bus drivers. I expected this one to garner more than the two responses it actually got. Oh well.
Wow. I’ve started eighty-six threads! Didn’t think it would be that many.
Anyway, there are two threads I started that I thought were damned funny, but didn’t go down quite the way I’d intended. Losers: A Spotter’s Guide was meant to be self-deprecating, but I guess that didn’t come through, and a lot of people took it personally. Wish I’d returned to it before it got locked, as I think I could have turned it around.
And this thread was posted in state of genuine, undirected anger, but it still cracks me the fuck up every time I read it. It got killed pretty damned quick, though.
Other than that, I can’t say I’ve been too disappointed by any of the threads I’ve started. I’ve had a few that got few-to-no responses, but they were threads where I didn’t really expect to get many responses anyway.
Ok, I’ve finally done the research, and it ain’t pretty…
I’ve started 158 threads :eek: Who knew?
14 of them have zero responses. :smack:
72 (!!!) of them have 1-9 responses. :o
Least views (outside of GQ): 25 (Ryan Shuppe & The Rubberband?)
Ok, now for some posting career highlights(?) before things get too dismal…
Most views: 3,198 (Worst movies you’ve seen recently)
Most responses: 118 (CPB and Tomlinson again)
exits stage left, defiantly humming Amos Lee…“I keep on laughing to keep from crying…I keep on dreaming to keep from dying…I keep on trying …Ain’t gonna stop…Get right down to the bottom of the barrel…And then you float back on top” 
That’s the wrong attitude, your writing is solid gold.
My most disappoint thread:
The Devil Created Communism because…
Jim