Suspending the game (Oslo's 4th quarter poker bailout plan)

It’s been a good run, but the country needs me. Last time we looked, Oslo was on the verge of collapse. We must come up with a bailout plan now, before it’s too late.
Forget about it. We don’t stop the game for anyone. Suck it up, Oslo!

The history:

The Beginning

The SDMB World Poker Tour on Pokertropolis…Rude and Grim when you go All-In

March of The Penguins - SDMB Pokertropolis Fourth Quarter, 2005

*BOOM Goes the Dynamite - SDMB Pokertropolis First Quarter, 2006

Pray for Mojo - SDMB Pokertroplis 2nd Quarter, 2006

Who Doesn’t Like Pie n Chips? - SDMB Pokertroplis 3rd Quarter, 2006

Damn the Man, the Game goes on. SDMB 4th quarter HOT poker action

Sharks at the tables, etc. - 1st Quarter 2007

“Insert Witty Thread Title Here” SDMB Poker 2nd Quarter 2007

Yippee Kyy Yay, Mf’r - SDMB Poker, 3rd Quarter 2007

I can haz ur poker chipz? - SDMB Poker, 4th Quarter '07

It’s Poker, Not Bingo: SDMB League 1st Quarter 2008

Bow Down: It’s Poker Time! SDMB Poker 2nd Q '08

Speculation Drives UP the Price of Poker by 10%!!! SDMB Poker - 3rd Qtr. 2008

New players always welcome for out 1 cent game. Our games are every Thursday, 10 pm Eastern, 7pm Pacific. Post here if your interested and we will fill you in on the details.

Oslo, would raising the FPIC (Federal Poker Insurance Corporation) limit from 1.0 cents to 2.5 cents be any help for you?

I don’t think they insure you against multiple last place finishes. :stuck_out_tongue:

I tell you what, I do feel for poor Oslo. He made 2 big plays and was just hammered both times.

Anyway, to the results!

  1. Duck The Magnificent!

  2. Kyy the Able

  3. Missy the Feared

  4. Ast the Pained

  5. Dag the Bully

  6. Oslo the Vanquished

2 more consecutive wins and I can sit out the rest of the year! Whee!

I hope you all break out in boils.

I DID have a zit on my ass!

But on to the results!

  1. Duke the Exquisite

  2. Root the Worthy

  3. Oslo the Money!!!

  4. Missy the Bubble

  5. Ast the Unsure

  6. Yeti the Spectator

  7. Oh wait, Dag wasn’t here. Neither was Kyy.

  8. Ethelbert the Uncertain. Or somebody from History, maybe Ethelred, I’m uncertain.

Ethelred the Unready, biotches!

Man, you guys are kinda morose. Oslo cashes, but nobody’s here to cheer him on. Root rejoins after his road trip and cashes, silence.

I know there are some smack talkers in this thread, don’t make me come after you!

It was pretty sweet busting Yeti out on like the first hand on a river boat, that’s what makes me keep coming back :smiley:

<Pinning quote up on my mental bulletin board in my mental locker room>

:wink:

I never got an answer to my Disneyland query, either.

And such a good memory, too. All the full houses you hit on the river last week and you can remember the details of the first one; that’s impressive.

Y’all suck.

How’s that?

I don’t remember the details of the other 3 or 4 :D, but I remember my dingy being bigger than Yeti’s whole boat.

Good thing I checked this thread, I hadn’t thought to create a table for tomorrow.

Apparently the moon is in the seventh house, and Jupiter aligns with Mars, because:

1 Oslo
2 Yeti (the first two losers of the quarter finish 1-2)
3 Root
4 Missy
5 Duke
6 Dag

Amazing what the right cards at the right time can do for one’s game.

First standings of the quarter if and when I feel like it, losers. :smiley:

Glad to see you win, Oslo. If anybody needed that $.04, it was YOU!

A 1st and a 3rd will have you in a good spot, Root will be doing OK if he finishes towards the top next week.

Almost forgot. Here is a link to the Big Sur wreck I mentioned.

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Too tired to enter all the info, so I’ll cheat a bit:

Thurdays at 10:00 pm eastern. Incredibly low buy in of 1 cent. Incredibly high (relatively) rake of 1 cent. You’ll need an account at a Micgogaming site (I think most of us use Crazy poker, but I think Doyle’s Room is Microgaming too). Then figure out a way to get funded if you can. Look for the SDMB game under Private tables, Multi-table tournements.

We chat with AIM during the game, so give us your AIM ID for an invite to the chat.

Uhh, what? :confused:

Results:

  1. Dag
  2. Kyy
  3. Oslo
  4. Root
  5. Duck
  6. Yeti
  7. Missy

Which are:

1 Duke of Rat 75.6
2 Oslo Ostragoth 62.6
3 Miss Take 48.1

And the second standings of the quarter:

1 Duke of Rat 69.1
2 Oslo Ostragoth 62.5
3 Robot Arm 60.6
4 Dag Otto 57.5
5 Yeticus Rex 43.2
6 Miss Take 40.8

Phew. I’m comfortably out of last. Time to quit for the quarter.