He Hate Me FF keeper league - year 9

The Game Room
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Link to Yahoo League

Schedule
Offseason Trade Deadline: Monday 8/29/2011
Keeper Declaration: Tuesday 8/30/2011
Live Draft: Monday 9/5/2011 (Labor Day) at 10:30pm Eastern

Keeper Rules

  1. You can only keep a maximum of 3 players.
  2. You can only keep players drafted after the third round. (Fourth rounders or later only.)
  3. A player can only be kept a maximum of twice. (Making 3 total roster years.)
  4. A kept player incures a two round penalty. (e.g: drafted in the 6th, kept in the 4th.)

Hall of Fame
Year 1 winner: mouthbreather
Year 2 winner: Spiritus Mundi
Year 3 winner: Spiritus Mundi
Year 4 winner: The Mad Hermit
Year 5 winner: Nurse Carmen
Year 6 winner: Weirddave
Year 7 winner: VarlosZ
Year 8 winner: Weirddave

Draft Order, Year 9

  1. Jules Andre
  2. Ellis Dee
  3. The Mad Hermit
  4. Wilson
  5. Bababooey
  6. Nurse Carmen
  7. Omniscient
  8. Hamlet
  9. RNATB
  10. VarlosZ
  11. Munch
  12. Spiritus Mundi
  13. furt
  14. Weirddave

League History

2003 Season 1
The SDMB “He Hate Me, He Hate Me Not” Football League

2004 Season 2
Upcoming SDMB fantasy football league…
He Hate Me Keeper League Mid-Season Review
SDMB H.H.M. Keeper League Rules Ballot.

2005 Season 3
Yahoo fantasy football signup now open…
He Hate Me Keeper League Mid-Season Draft Review 2006
Season wrap-up [post=7136352]here[/post]

2006 Season 4
He Hate Me FF keeper league
Season wrap-up [post=8131857]here[/post]

2007 Season 5
He Hate Me So Bad FF keeper league
Season wrap-up [post=9386723]here[/post]

2008 Season 6
He Hate Me Some Me FF Keeper League

2009 Season 7
He Hate Me FF keeper league - yr 7

2010 Season 8
He Hate Me FF keeper league - year 8
Eligible Keepers

Players are listed with the round they were drafted last year. Subtract two rounds for keeping this year. Players listed as “kept last year” are in their final year of eligibility. NOTE: Bolded players are NOT recommendations about who you should keep. I bold interesting prospects so that everyone else can see them at a glance.

  1. Quentin’s JAMmers (Jules Andre)
    LeSean McCoy (Phi - RB) 4th round - kept last year
    Malcom Floyd (SD - WR) 5th round
    Pierre Garcon (Ind - WR) 5th round
    Legedu Naanee (SD - WR) 13th round

  2. New York Fanboys (Ellis Dee)
    Chad Ochocinco (NE - WR) 5th round
    Ahmad Bradshaw (NYG - RB) 6th round - kept last year
    Santonio Holmes (NYJ - WR) 7th round
    New York (NYJ - DEF) 8th round - kept last year
    Hakeem Nicks (NYG - WR) 10th round - kept last year
    Dustin Keller (NYJ - TE) 11th round
    New York (NYG - DEF) 12th round
    Darrius Heyward-Bey (Oak - WR) 14th round
    Tim Tebow (Den - QB) 15th round
    Kevin Boss (NYG - TE) 16th round

  3. Crabby Hermits (The Mad Hermit)
    Hines Ward (Pit - WR) 4th round
    Fred Jackson (Buf - RB) 5th round
    LaDainian Tomlinson (NYJ - RB) 6th round
    Visanthe Shiancoe (Min - TE) 8th round
    Pittsburgh (Pit - DEF) 9th round
    Jerricho Cotchery (NYJ - WR) 10th round
    Nate Washington (Ten - WR) 13th round
    Mewelde Moore (Pit - RB) 14th round - kept last year
    Antonio Brown (Pit - WR) 15th round

  4. Fourth & Nineteen (Wilson)
    Jason Witten (Dal - TE) 4th round
    Dez Bryant (Dal - WR) 5th round
    Terrell Owens (Cin - WR) 6th round
    Austin Collie (Ind - WR) 10th round
    Mike Williams (Sea - WR) 12th round
    Brandon LaFell (Car - WR) 15th round
    San Diego (SD - DEF) 16th round

  5. RGrant’sFragileAnkle (Bababooey)
    Reggie Bush (Mia - RB) 4th round
    Santana Moss (Was - WR) 5th round
    Donald Driver (GB - WR) 6th round
    Ben Roethlisberger (Pit - QB) 7th round
    Carson Palmer (Cin - QB) 8th round
    Julian Edelman (NE - WR) 9th round
    Javon Ringer (Ten - RB) 11th round
    Cincinnati (Cin - DEF) 13th round
    LeGarrette Blount (TB - RB) 14th round
    Miami (Mia - DEF) 15th round
    Sebastian Janikowski (Oak - K) 16th round

  6. RealCarmenOfGenius (Nurse Carmen)
    Cedric Benson (Cin - RB) 4th round - kept last year
    Brandon Jacobs (NYG - RB) 5th round
    Derrick Mason (Bal - WR) 6th round
    Matthew Stafford (Det - QB) 7th round
    Chester Taylor (Chi - RB) 8th round
    Dallas (Dal - DEF) 11th round
    Roy Williams (Chi - WR) 12th round
    Josh Morgan (SF - WR) 13th round
    Darius Reynaud (NYG - WR,RB) 14th round
    David Akers (SF - K) 15th round
    Colt McCoy (Cle - QB) 16th round

  7. Omni’s Omnipotents (Omniscient)
    Thomas Jones (KC - RB) 4th round
    Michael Crabtree (SF - WR) 7th round - kept last year
    Sam Bradford (StL - QB) 11th round
    Brandon Tate (NE - WR) 16th round

  8. Moridwon (Hamlet)
    Justin Forsett (Sea - RB) 4th round
    Tim Hightower (Was - RB) 7th round
    Vincent Jackson (SD - WR) 8th round
    Chris Cooley (Was - TE) 9th round
    Darren McFadden (Oak - RB) 10th round
    Marshawn Lynch (Sea - RB) 12th round
    New Orleans (NO - DEF) 14th round
    Louis Murphy (Oak - WR) 15th round
    Neil Rackers (Hou - K) 16th round

  9. 9 Inch Neils (RNATB)
    Mike Sims-Walker (StL - WR) 4th round
    Eli Manning (NYG - QB) 5th round
    Donald Brown (Ind - RB) 6th round
    Percy Harvin (Min - WR) 9th round - kept last year
    Carnell Williams (TB - RB) 10th round - kept last year
    Green Bay (GB - DEF) 12th round

  10. Varlos’ Zzzzzzz (VarlosZ)
    Dwayne Bowe (KC - WR) 6th round
    Zach Miller (Sea - TE) 9th round
    Brandon Jackson (Cle - RB) 11th round
    Mario Manningham (NYG - WR) 13th round - kept last year

  11. Off Constantly (Munch)
    Wes Welker (NE - WR) 4th round
    Jamaal Charles (KC - RB) 5th round - kept last year
    Jay Cutler (Chi - QB) 6th round - kept last year
    Sidney Rice (Sea - WR) 7th round
    Braylon Edwards (NYJ - WR) 8th round
    Vernon Davis (SF - TE) 12th round - kept last year

  12. Spiritus Mundane (Spiritus Mundi)
    Mike Wallace (Pit - WR) 6th round
    Devin Hester (Chi - WR) 7th round
    Jacoby Jones (Hou - WR) 8th round
    Bernard Scott (Cin - RB) 12th round - kept last year
    Joshua Cribbs (Cle - WR) 13th round
    Josh Freeman (TB - QB) 14th round

  13. Fightin’ Quakers (furt)
    Antonio Gates (SD - TE) 4th round
    Dexter McCluster (KC - WR,RB) 9th round
    Jeremy Maclin (Phi - WR) 11th round - kept last year

  14. Baltimore Weirdos (Weirddave)
    Tony Gonzalez (Atl - TE) 5th round
    Kenny Britt (Ten - WR) 7th round
    Mike Williams (TB - WR) 8th round
    Peyton Hillis (Cle - RB) 8th round
    Miles Austin (Dal - WR) 9th round - kept last year
    Mohamed Massaquoi (Cle - WR) 10th round

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Here’s the fantasy trade calculator, plus the resulting draft pick value chart:


1- 1 ( 1): 1889    5- 1 ( 57): 519    9- 1 (113): 111   13- 1 (169): 32
1- 2 ( 2): 1823    5- 2 ( 58): 510    9- 2 (114): 107   13- 2 (170): 31
1- 3 ( 3): 1759    5- 3 ( 59): 500    9- 3 (115): 103   13- 3 (171): 29
1- 4 ( 4): 1699    5- 4 ( 60): 491    9- 4 (116): 100   13- 4 (172): 27
1- 5 ( 5): 1642    5- 5 ( 61): 482    9- 5 (117):  97   13- 5 (173): 25
1- 6 ( 6): 1587    5- 6 ( 62): 473    9- 6 (118):  94   13- 6 (174): 23
1- 7 ( 7): 1535    5- 7 ( 63): 464    9- 7 (119):  91   13- 7 (175): 21
1- 8 ( 8): 1485    5- 8 ( 64): 455    9- 8 (120):  88   13- 8 (176): 20
1- 9 ( 9): 1438    5- 9 ( 65): 446    9- 9 (121):  86   13- 9 (177): 18
1-10 (10): 1393    5-10 ( 66): 437    9-10 (122):  83   13-10 (178): 16
1-11 (11): 1351    5-11 ( 67): 428    9-11 (123):  81   13-11 (179): 14
1-12 (12): 1310    5-12 ( 68): 419    9-12 (124):  79   13-12 (180): 12
1-13 (13): 1272    5-13 ( 69): 410    9-13 (125):  77   13-13 (181): 10
1-14 (14): 1235    5-14 ( 70): 402    9-14 (126):  75   13-14 (182):  9

2- 1 (15): 1200    6- 1 ( 71): 393   10- 1 (127):  73   14- 1 (183):  7
2- 2 (16): 1167    6- 2 ( 72): 384   10- 2 (128):  72   14- 2 (184):  6
2- 3 (17): 1135    6- 3 ( 73): 375   10- 3 (129):  70   14- 3 (185):  4
2- 4 (18): 1105    6- 4 ( 74): 367   10- 4 (130):  69   14- 4 (186):  3
2- 5 (19): 1076    6- 5 ( 75): 358   10- 5 (131):  67   14- 5 (187):  2
2- 6 (20): 1049    6- 6 ( 76): 350   10- 6 (132):  66   14- 6 (188):  1
2- 7 (21): 1023    6- 7 ( 77): 341   10- 7 (133):  65   14- 7 (189):  1
2- 8 (22):  998    6- 8 ( 78): 333   10- 8 (134):  64   14- 8 (190):  1
2- 9 (23):  975    6- 9 ( 79): 325   10- 9 (135):  63   14- 9 (191):  0
2-10 (24):  952    6-10 ( 80): 316   10-10 (136):  62   14-10 (192):  0
2-11 (25):  931    6-11 ( 81): 308   10-11 (137):  61   14-11 (193):  0
2-12 (26):  910    6-12 ( 82): 300   10-12 (138):  61   14-12 (194):  0
2-13 (27):  890    6-13 ( 83): 292   10-13 (139):  60   14-13 (195):  0
2-14 (28):  872    6-14 ( 84): 284   10-14 (140):  59   14-14 (196):  0

3- 1 (29):  853    7- 1 ( 85): 276   11- 1 (141):  59   15- 1 (197):  0
3- 2 (30):  836    7- 2 ( 86): 268   11- 2 (142):  58   15- 2 (198):  0
3- 3 (31):  820    7- 3 ( 87): 261   11- 3 (143):  57   15- 3 (199):  0
3- 4 (32):  804    7- 4 ( 88): 253   11- 4 (144):  57   15- 4 (200):  0
3- 5 (33):  788    7- 5 ( 89): 246   11- 5 (145):  56   15- 5 (201):  0
3- 6 (34):  773    7- 6 ( 90): 239   11- 6 (146):  56   15- 6 (202):  0
3- 7 (35):  759    7- 7 ( 91): 231   11- 7 (147):  55   15- 7 (203):  0
3- 8 (36):  745    7- 8 ( 92): 224   11- 8 (148):  55   15- 8 (204):  0
3- 9 (37):  732    7- 9 ( 93): 217   11- 9 (149):  54   15- 9 (205):  0
3-10 (38):  719    7-10 ( 94): 211   11-10 (150):  53   15-10 (206):  0
3-11 (39):  707    7-11 ( 95): 204   11-11 (151):  53   15-11 (207):  0
3-12 (40):  694    7-12 ( 96): 197   11-12 (152):  52   15-12 (208):  0
3-13 (41):  682    7-13 ( 97): 191   11-13 (153):  52   15-13 (209):  0
3-14 (42):  671    7-14 ( 98): 185   11-14 (154):  51   15-14 (210):  0

4- 1 (43):  660    8- 1 ( 99): 179   12- 1 (155):  50   16- 1 (211):  0
4- 2 (44):  648    8- 2 (100): 173   12- 2 (156):  49   16- 2 (212):  0
4- 3 (45):  638    8- 3 (101): 167   12- 3 (157):  48   16- 3 (213):  0
4- 4 (46):  627    8- 4 (102): 161   12- 4 (158):  47   16- 4 (214):  0
4- 5 (47):  616    8- 5 (103): 156   12- 5 (159):  46   16- 5 (215):  0
4- 6 (48):  606    8- 6 (104): 151   12- 6 (160):  45   16- 6 (216):  0
4- 7 (49):  596    8- 7 (105): 146   12- 7 (161):  44   16- 7 (217):  0
4- 8 (50):  586    8- 8 (106): 141   12- 8 (162):  43   16- 8 (218):  0
4- 9 (51):  576    8- 9 (107): 136   12- 9 (163):  42   16- 9 (219):  0
4-10 (52):  566    8-10 (108): 131   12-10 (164):  40   16-10 (220):  0
4-11 (53):  557    8-11 (109): 127   12-11 (165):  39   16-11 (221):  0
4-12 (54):  547    8-12 (110): 122   12-12 (166):  37   16-12 (222):  0
4-13 (55):  538    8-13 (111): 118   12-13 (167):  36   16-13 (223):  0
4-14 (56):  528    8-14 (112): 114   12-14 (168):  34   16-14 (224):  0
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We have 11 signed into the yahoo league so far. Currently missing:

Spiritus Mundi
Bababooey

First alternate:

Jimmy Chitwood

If we still need more, first come first serve. Sending out emails and PMs now.

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Heh, we actually have 12 in the league so far, not 11. That was a copy&paste fail from last year’s thread.

5

I’ve been on there for a week or so. DrewBrees’Birthmark

I’m keeping the shit out of Blount, probably Big Ben, though I usually wait a bit to draft QBs.

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Looks like Omni is missing.
Collie’s a definite, the other Mike Williams I guess is worth keeping. Dez Bryant in the 3rd? Probably not. Maybe Lafell.

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Sorry, my bad. I get confused at the changing names. Yeah, that’s it. What, you mean you’re using the same name as you have in seasons past? Lalala I can’t hear you! heh.

8

Can I get on the waiting list for a spot?

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It’s a low-turnover league, FTR. I had to wait 3 years to get in.

10

Should have made him wait another decade.

11

That wasn’t very nice.

ETA: Shit. I have a draft @ 7 and this one at 7:30. Oh well, at least I’ll be warmed up.

12

See? Too thin-skinned.

13

I have joined.

Josh Freeman and Mike Wallace will be kept. Third keeper will be determined after some preseason action & trading activity.

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I’m in now.

How was the keeper list tracked this year? It seems pretty bizarre to me that I only have 4 eligible keepers. Possible mind you, but bizarre.

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It’s 95% certain I’ll be keeping Bradford and Tate this year, barring injury. Did I really drop Rashad Jennings last season? Really? Shit.

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Keeping Maclin. That’s it.

Sheesh.

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A week after the season ended, I copy & pasted the entire season’s trade log to a spreadsheet. When I finally sat down to process it, I removed the trades/trade blocks so the only thing left were the Add/Drops, sorted, removed duplicates, then printed out the list of names to physically check against the ending rosters. Anyone on the list got removed. I then did the same kind of thing with the first 3 rounds of last year’s draft. Once all ineligibles had been removed I gathered the draft round status of everyone left and did a keeper pass to tag everyone kept last year and remove everyone that had been kept twice already.

(I also removed commish corrections, meaning if you claim-jumped and I reverted it, the guy you dropped to make room for the claim jump doesn’t lose his keeper eligibility.)

As crazy as it sounds, this was incredibly easy and effiicent compared to previous seasons when I didn’t have the free agent info but instead had to just compared the final rosters to the draft results. Doing it that way took like 15 minutes per team; with 14 teams I’d end up spending an hour a day on it for a week. This year took me like two hours from start to finish. I was stoked.

I’m happy to mail the spreadsheet to anyone who wants a copy, just drop me a PM. Extra eyes for verification never hurt anybody. It’s pretty compelling in that the “raw” worksheet is a formatted copy & paste, so it looks exactly like how it does on Yahoo! with the hyperlinked names and the little “note” icons next to the names. Even though the data is clearly authentic, that’s no guarantee human error couldn’t still be a factor.

You dropped Rashad Jennings Oct 17 12:14pm, replacing him with Deji Karim(Jac - RB). Jennings remained a free agent until Quentin’s JAMmer’s picked him up Christmas Eve.

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I’ll be keeping:

Vincent Jackson (SD - WR) 8th round (that means it costs me a sixth rounder right?)
Darren McFadden (Oak - RB) 10th round (8th rounder)
Marshawn Lynch (Sea - RB) 12th round (10th rounder)

I kinda like that lineup’s value so far. Unfortunately, I know I can mess this up somehow. Maybe my Beanie Wells fetish or my “who needs an elite QB? Not I!” plan will rear their ugly heads.

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I’ll be keeping LeSean McCoy (drafted 4th round, keeping in 2nd). That will probably be it, not much else to choose from.

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I hereby declare Hamlet our league’s paper champion.