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24: Season 5: Episode 9 (3:00pm - 4:00pm)
Just an hour ago, President Waffle was doing pretty well wooing back his wife. But in just a few short minutes he managed to change this evening's entertainment lineup from "The Joy of Tantric Sex" to something from the Do-It-Yourself section.
And CTU has just lost the trail, partly due to a typo in the geometry section of the CTU Training Manual... "Perimeter: A boundary surrounding all two sides of a rectangle." Tonight, Jack goes back to randomly interrogate shoppers at the mall. "WHAT DID YOU BUY AT DILLARDS?!!!" Oh, and he tries to find the Yellow-Tie guy, too... -------------------------------------- 24, Season 5, Episode 9 3:00 PM - 4:00 PM SPOILERS AHEAD! Season 5 threads: 1-2 3-4 5 6 7 8 Season 4 threads: 1-2 3-4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23-24 Season 3 threads: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 Season 2 threads: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 Season 1 threads: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 |
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Wow. Did you see that?
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Understatement of the season:
"We're all under a little pressure." |
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Well, so much for Ivan Stabbedevsky. Looks like the First string bad guys have been forcibly relieved of their duties, and the Second String baddies are taking over.
Samwise got bitched out by President Whiny-Weenie -- heh. |
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oooh, now Audrey gets to be the secretive one talking with the mysterious guy on the phone and going behind everybody's back at CTU.
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"Don't fight it, Curtis. Don't fight it."
Do I see a Brokeback 24 in the future? |
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And now Jack Bauer sucker punches Black Bauer! I think that's one of the requirements to be in Jack's inner circle of trusted friends (at least the male ones) -- you have to have been sucker punched by him at least once when you were just "following orders".
CTU agents should know better than to follow orders when you're partnered with Jack. |
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Jack: God, I wish I knew how to quit you!
Curtis: Well, why don't you? Jack: BECAUSE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WILL DIE! |
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Jesus, he shot down a helicopter with a pistol.
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Maybe this has been covered in other 24 threads but it's been, what, eight ours since palmer has been killed and the press has forgotten all about it? You know if Clinton was killed the major networks would have around the clock coverage for 37 straight years...and I'd miss a whole bunch of episodes of 24 because of it.
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And this surprises you, how?
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Is it wrong that the idea of uploading to Chloe's socket really, really excites me??
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"Upload it to my socket." : drool : On preview: No, no its not. |
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I think Logan should have called up the Russian prez immediately, and then they should have set a trap -- such that the Russian prez isn't IN the motorcade when the terrorists come at it. Set a trap and try to ambush the attackers. Work WITH the Russian prez on it.
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Lynn makes a new decree: "Alright, everybody is on Double Secret Probation as of right now!"
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CTU has IM?
C:/hloe: hey, bitch. you busy. DoDaughter: yeah, lol. HOS. |
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Lynn tells Audrey she doesn't want to threaten him? This is the same guy who got chumped by a crack whore, right? |
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So I was paying attention, sorta. Did Kim finally show up or was she stuck in a cougar trap? This was supposed to be the episode.
And...noooo...not Aaron! Get out of the limo, Aaron! |
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Nasty Bauerses!
We hates them! Sister! Give me back my Precious! |
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ROFL! That's exactly what I said to my wife: "She doesn't want to threaten him? WTF, this is the same guy that just got rolled by his freaking SISTER!" |
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Kind of funny how nowadays, when Jack goes against an order and starts operating solo, it no longer fazes anybody in CTU, except for whoever the new Crisis Boss happens to be. And next season, Lynn will probably join right in, secretly assisting Jack against the orders of the next Higher-Up that Division sends.
That is, if his sister isn't busy beating him up that day. What Jack really needs to do at this point is call President Logan directly and tell him, "Look -- you wanted me to help handle things today and do what needs to be done. I need you to call Lynn McGill and tell him to stop hindering Audrey, Chloe, and Bill. Oh, and just tell me where the motorcade is, and I'll handle that, too." |
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I just want to say that I'm really liking Bill Buchanan. He might be the best boss CTU has ever had. I liked Lynn earlier in the day -- he seemed like an obnoxious bureaucrat, but someone willing to compromise and listen to reason. But getting beaten up by his crack ho sister has cracked his icy facade, and now he's losing his shit. Still, with Bill, Chloe, Edgar, Audrey, Curtis, and Jack himself on duty (plus Soul Patch Almeida still recovering), season 5 looks like it will have the most competent and likeable CTU staff to date.
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No, he was always a suck up, nice to "his" people when it suited him and cutting their throats when he needed an excuse. |
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PLEASE, let it be Jack! |
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Another thing that bugs me is the lack of traffic in and around LA. I know, I know. . . press people and traffic all costs a bunch of money. And we're dealing with FOX after all. But it bugs me. |
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Damn. Lynn went downhill first. He went from "Flank 2" to "Not paying attention the idiotic call logan made last year of trying to bring Jack in prematurely and thus causing him to lose Marwan around hour 18".
I can't wait for Sec. of Defense Heller to come down and browbeat the shit out of Lynn at this point. He, like Bucahan, understands the first rule of 24: "JACK IS ALWAYS RIGHT!" The 2nd rule of 24 is: "The only reason you're still concious is because Jack doesn't feel like carrying you" Lynn needs to get with the program. Oh, and they killed Badger! And TV Room guy! Those bastards!
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"I've worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty" -Groucho Marx |
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Quick question: In the past two seasons, has President Logan ever made a good decision?
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So we know that Nathanson said they're were other people in the gummint working against CTU and the Prez. Is there much doubt that Samwise is going to be in on this whole thing?
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I thought this was, overall, a very good episode. But why is anyone keeping anything secret from Lynn? Audrey and Jack started out keeping it secret because Nathanson wanted to deal only with Jack, and Jack always (rightly) assumes that if other people know what's going on, they'll screw it up. But Nathanson is dead now, so it's just good guys v. terrorists. Why not get all of CTU cracking on this new lead?
Or is it because of worries about "other people in the government"? |
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About that key card Samwise lost...
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Dammit, what did I do wrong...why isn't my spoiler tag working?
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As for Audry, she needs to be put on double-secret penetration... |
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So, what does a keycard do for you? Does it give you a discount in the CTU cafeteria, let you into the executive washroom, or give you access to the super duper top secret copy of the Presiden't football so you can launch a nuclear strike on Liechtenstein?
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And where was the motorcycle cop accompaniment to Mr. Russian President's motorcade? Isn't that pretty much SOP? Don't tell me all the LA cops are standing around Palmer's brother's apartment trying to figure out what happened this morning? |
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Samwise can see everything people are doing online now, how he has time to do that is beyond me, but he can see what Chloe is doing/has done now. Just don't close a window! Why did you close that window!
Yea, shooting down a helicopter with a pistol as people are firing a machine gun at you. I loved that. |
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What I'd really like to see (although it's too wild for 24) would be for President Weepy-waily to be replaced by the Autopilot from Airplane! so we wouldn't have to wonder if he had a brain. Then his contributions to the welfare of the USA, not to mention our concerns over how he ever got into office, would stop worrying us.
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I'm just glad to see Jack shoot SOMETHING in the thigh, even if it was a helicopter. |
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