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How the hell does this glass manage to be half full AND half empty?
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4
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827
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August 2, 2002
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A bargain...or was it?
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33
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2081
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August 2, 2002
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Thanks for ruining my night .
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8
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1103
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August 2, 2002
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If you don't to get serious, then DON'T F**KING SLEEP WITH ME!
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13
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1794
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August 2, 2002
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[b][i]BITCH!!![/b][/i]
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12
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1343
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August 2, 2002
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Hey! Be careful where you sling that Doper name abbreviation, 'kay?
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70
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2630
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August 2, 2002
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If Apple made it, it's a Mac, not a MAC.
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46
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1793
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August 2, 2002
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Yes . I KNOW You Bought Your Lousy Car In Germany-WHO CARES!!
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70
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2787
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August 2, 2002
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"Raising the tone of the board"
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71
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6624
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August 2, 2002
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Telling me the price would be helpful if we were in the 1920's!
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32
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2279
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August 2, 2002
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Airports (long, lacking in profanity)
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9
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1174
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August 2, 2002
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Virus I'd [b]love[/b] to write! (if I could)
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3
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804
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August 2, 2002
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The Wonderbreading of SDMB
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25
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2422
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August 2, 2002
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Is it really necessary?
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12
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1208
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August 1, 2002
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I'm going to miss you
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3
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1020
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August 1, 2002
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Northwest Airlines, my hatred for you burns like a magnesium and jet fuel fire.
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32
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2377
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August 1, 2002
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Unreal! (Child abuse alert)
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12
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1389
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August 1, 2002
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Electricity isn't free, dammit!
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29
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1763
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August 1, 2002
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We NEED to report security gaps, dammit!
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11
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1249
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August 1, 2002
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I admire you for defeating cancer, not for a fucking bike race!
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53
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2860
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August 1, 2002
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I'm sorry if I offended anyone.
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31
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2556
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August 1, 2002
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Please, for crying out loud, EXERCISE YOUR RIGHT OF WAY!
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19
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1735
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August 1, 2002
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Jenna Bush, Legally Schnockered
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43
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2646
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August 1, 2002
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Fuck everyone at work's idea of "cyber-friends" and DopeFests
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56
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3299
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August 1, 2002
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Taliban and the Rock
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18
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1548
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July 31, 2002
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Those 'Home of the ___ Champions' signs at city limits are getting lamer and lamer
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10
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1592
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July 31, 2002
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Premeditated Sinuscide.
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7
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1035
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July 31, 2002
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Drink Shit and Live.
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22
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3011
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July 31, 2002
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Damn you FedEx delivery morons!
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7
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1533
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July 31, 2002
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Life: Suck the Dripping Smega From My Foreskin
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20
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3898
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July 31, 2002
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