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Dear Prunefaces: No, I do not NEED a tan!
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106
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5662
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May 2, 2005
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You theiving cunt
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250
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28468
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May 2, 2005
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Slightly PSPed off.
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16
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1589
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May 2, 2005
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Time does, in fact, matter. (petty)
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60
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3588
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May 2, 2005
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Soldier Gets Death
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70
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3679
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May 2, 2005
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On Child Rearing And Library Etiquette
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34
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2430
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May 2, 2005
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I just quit my job. Wheee!
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25
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2421
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May 2, 2005
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Rick Santorum seeks to thrust his head further up his own ass
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2
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1476
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May 2, 2005
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IANAL, but I am a complete and utter idiot!
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11
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1903
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May 1, 2005
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UPS can't follow simple instructions
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5
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1380
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May 1, 2005
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Good on yer, Bush, mate!
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12
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1709
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May 1, 2005
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Don't Mess With Texas Stupidity: Paul Cameron fucks yet more kids out of foster homes
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71
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3340
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May 1, 2005
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Pitting the nurse who "cared" for me after my surgery...
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61
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4441
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May 1, 2005
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Dumbest Personalized License Plate Ever (Kinda Lame, But I Gotta Let This Out)
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143
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11939
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May 1, 2005
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My cow-orker, the earworm carrier
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51
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2784
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May 1, 2005
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Welcome to life in KY: Because I'm an American I was BORN a Christian?
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15
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1890
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May 1, 2005
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For all of you woodpecker hating motherfuckers.
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33
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2653
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April 30, 2005
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Faking to be handicapped and Disneyland
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16
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4081
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April 30, 2005
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Annoy a liberal: put a stupid sticker on your car
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105
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5161
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April 30, 2005
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It's like having a whiny boyfriend, but AT WORK!
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21
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2962
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April 30, 2005
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Weapons ban lapsing causes no panic, except in fearmongers.
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258
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6711
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April 30, 2005
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Yappidy yap yappidy yap. And God bless America
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56
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3787
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April 30, 2005
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Bronson Arroyo got screwed.
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18
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1326
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April 30, 2005
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Raise your hand if you're a dumb ass.
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72
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3517
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April 30, 2005
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Dry Counties? Wait, what century is this?
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67
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7895
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April 30, 2005
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In which I kvetch about the local movie theater.
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12
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1543
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April 30, 2005
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Tis the Season To Plug states (as vacation Locations)eg."I Love NY"
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40
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1742
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April 30, 2005
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Fuck you, popups
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9
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1203
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April 29, 2005
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I pit parcel tape...
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2
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871
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April 29, 2005
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Ashton Kutcher sticks his dick in his own asshole, fucks himself in new commercial
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49
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8485
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April 29, 2005
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