FAQ Bauer (aka Thread Rules)
1) What can be discussed in plain text, unboxed?
A: Any events in episodes, once aired on the east coast – as well as any speculation based on these already-aired events.
2) What should I confine to spoiler boxes?
A: Any discussion of upcoming shows that contains information from sources outside the aired material, or any speculation based on such things. This includes the “Next week on 24” previews, which some people do not watch, in order to stay “pure”.
3) Which Middle Eastern country are we holding responsible for the attacks?
A: It’s that country that Fayed is from… you know, the one near the Persian Gulf… where we have that carrier group offshore… the country that has those oil fields… and the name of the country is tick-CHUNK 7:59:57 tick-CHUNK 7:59:58 tick-CHUNK 7:59:59 tick-CHUNK 8:00:00
Last week on 24…
Vice President Trigger McShootemup, knowing that he only has a brief time to play Commander-in-Chief because Wayne Palmer is sure to wake up soon, really wants his chance to press the “Nuke” button. He’s been dreaming of that ever since he was a little tyke, shooting squirrels with his BB gun and blowing up lizards with M-80s back on his daddy’s ranch.
Nadia has been detained as CTU Mole #3849 and has been brought a standard size Interrogation Snak Pack – cheese & crackers, a banana, and Cherry Kool-aid mixed with CTU Pain Juice[sup]TM[/sup].
Meanwhile, Jack’s endless hours spent playing video games in the Chinese prison pay off. He successfully veers the nuke-laden drone away from San Fran proper, crash landing it near a band of mentally-challenged nukular emergency response teams, who packed their gear pre-dispatch like this:
“Car?” – “Check!”
“Flashlights?” – “Check!”
“Fuzzy dice?” – “Check!”
20 minutes later, en route
“Radiation suits?” – “Oh, crap…”
And also the flatlining Charles Logan has been dubbed Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Episode.
24, Season 6, Episode 15
8:00 PM - 9:00 PM