FAQ Bauer (aka Thread Rules)
1) What can be discussed in plain text, unboxed?
A: Any events in episodes, once aired on the east coast – as well as any speculation based on these already-aired events.
2) What should I confine to spoiler boxes?
A: Any discussion of upcoming shows that contains information from sources outside the aired material, or any speculation based on such things. This includes the “Next week on 24” previews, which some people choose not to watch.
3) So why is Jack really upset at the Chinese?
A: That rug, it really tied the room together, man…
Previously on 24…
After a nice fake-rescue ploy, Jack goes into action, not bothering to wait for reinforcements. The 2 remaining nukes are recovered, and Fayed’s claim in his e-harmony ad (“well hung”) is finally true. “Damn, Jack…”
Meanwhile, President Wayne “Must-Stay-On-Feet” Palmer is probably going to explode after continued adrenaline shots. I don’t know why he can’t lie down, rest a little, and issue executive orders while having his feet rubbed by a hot and scantily clad nurse. Of course, now he’s liable to collapse before the day is out, and Vice President Wild Bill Hiccup is gonna to get to nuke somebody after all. Yee-haw!
Act 2 begins – Audrey is alive, and somebody will finally be on the phone giving Jack orders that go against “protocol”. “Jack vs. China: Grudge Match” starts tonight! Let the rogue agenting begin…
Oh, and there’s some kind of soap opera going on at CTU. Somebody is jealous of somebody and giving somebody the evil eye. Or something…
24, Season 6, Episode 18
11:00 PM - 12:00 midnight