FAQ Bauer (aka Thread Rules)
1) What can be discussed in plain text, unboxed?
A: Any events in episodes, once aired on the east coast – as well as any speculation based on these already-aired events.
2) What should I confine to spoiler boxes?
A: Any discussion of upcoming shows that contains information from sources outside the aired material, or any speculation based on such things. This includes the “Next week on 24” previews, which some people choose not to watch.
3) What’s the best way to get Agent Rowrrr into bed with me?
A: Easy. Just tell her, “Stay out of my bed.”
Previously on 24…
Juma flies to America in 15 minutes. (Okay, he was probably already here, but it’s more fun going by 24-travel-rules).
Jack tasers Ryan the Assistant for information. Then he tasers the phone. Neither gives him the target of the next attack, although Ryan almost does. Secret Service breaks in and stops him before he can taser anything really valuable… like the Presidential XBOX 360.
Agent Rowrrr follows the Random-Henchman-Who-Silences-The-Captured-Subleader back to the staging point. She reports to her boss, who tells her, “Don’t take any chances”. Agent Walker complies, performing only safe activities such as jumping onto a boat full of machine-gun-toting thugs, sneaking into the map room and taking cover by standing over a well-lit table, leaping into the water and outswimming bullets, breathing second-hand smoke, and eating trans-fats.
General Juma-Juma conquers the White House. Jack hides the Pres in the safe room. Juma has about 3 million hostages, but doesn’t even consider the idea of threatening random hostages to get Madame Prez to open the door. Not until John Voight, secret high-ranking shadowy figure who’s sold out his country for a shipment of… (???.. drugs…? women…? copies of the Star Wars Christmas Special…??) suggests finding the First Daughter. They do.
Madame Prez opens the door.
Tick-tock… Tick-tock… Tick-tock!
24, Season 7, Episode 13
8:00 PM - 9:00 PM
24: Redemption thread